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Am a contradiction of sorts. i love going out and having a good time with friends, and i can also stay home chill out over a book or a movie.. Am very passionate about writing, so give me a topic and watch me float away into wonderland... I Am crazy about music,books,friends and my doggie... :)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Forward ahead...

Got this on email from a website and thot why not.... Lets give a few laughs to help you all have a fun Thursday!! :)

NUTS..............

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out  Of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard!" "Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me, One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth." "Let's see if we can see the Lord.

" Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.
 

The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me . . . That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done."
 


They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the Bike.........!!

9 comments:

vishesh said...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

gils said...

hahaaha...tinkle story pola iruku :)

Srivats said...

hahah ROFTL LOL kalakkala erukku :)

Chakoli said...

LOL


at this hour nothing more then this ...
OMG...lol..

Vidya said...

LOL!

ceedy said...

ROFL>>>>>>>>>>>>that was nice :)

vimmuuu said...

Nice one. and next time when you get such forwards, forward it to us. :D :D :D

:: flyingstars :: said...

now that was one interesting piece to lighten our day...lol!

soulsez said...

ROFL!

Atleast pops didn't oopsie his pants! :P