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Am a contradiction of sorts. i love going out and having a good time with friends, and i can also stay home chill out over a book or a movie.. Am very passionate about writing, so give me a topic and watch me float away into wonderland... I Am crazy about music,books,friends and my doggie... :)

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Puzzled?

One of those rare fwds that makes too much sense and fun to pass around... got it in my mailbox today from a friend... [she sent a zillion of them, guess this is what happens when your recovering and stuck at home :D]


QUESTIONS THAT HAVE US PUZZLED.... ATLEAST I AM.. ;)






Can you cry under water?


Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


What disease did cured ham actually have?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.


Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?




Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
[INCASE U DINT KNOW, They're both dogs!]










Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?;o)



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Anonymous said...

:) Three answers for you.
(I have some more, but not easy to explain)

a) Pizza boxes are made then and there. It is easy to stack those cardboards which make square (rectangular) boxes. For circular boxes it is difficult. But I have seen hexagonal ones.

b) Sleeping like a baby - sleeping without worries.

c) People want to get a different perspective of daily things - hence look from building top. (isn't a different perspective good to make us better people?)

- Ich.

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