Food tales… Disasters

Be it at home or outside, when we spot something that is not meant to be in our dish, we get disgusted, angry, upset and sometimes just up and walk away…


This has happened quite a few times across restaurants – and it is quite a dampener. The minute we spot hair or any other foreign object, the initial reaction is “Yeww” and then we hail a staff member, show him/her what we discovered and send the dish back… 

And then there are times when food is uncooked.. What do you do at such times? 

I am not one to create a ruckus, infact most times I would message the restaurant owner [who I might/might not know] expressing unhappiness about the same thing.. But there have been times when it has gone sour, blown out of proportion and erupted like an angry raging volcano… 

I have had restaurants serving me the wrong dish, serving me non veg [I am a veggie], mixing up orders, burning dishes [no not sizzlers], desserts which are sour [ cream has spoilt, etc]…. 

The most recent was yesterday- we were a bunch of girls at Kipling cafe [ most of us visiting the place for the 1st time]. We were shown to a table, and as we skimmed through the menu, we were not very impressed with what we saw, esp when we saw the prices against each of them. We braved it, ordered a cold coffee, a crepe [in orange sauce] and a mud cake. 

To sum it up, all 3 were disasters.. Cold coffee felt like i had taken cold milk, mixed in a spoon of nescafe and sugar… The mudcake was more of a lava cake [was good  as a lava cake] and then comes the highlight of the evening- the crepe in orange sauce.. The sauce was nice, the crepe was uncooked and bland and we found hair in the crepe… Sigh~!!  We sent the crepe back, and quickly paid the bill and got out of the place. Made us wonder “what is the point of having a lovely property, ambiance, seating and serve such terrible food” 

What would you do if you were in such a situation? 

To Judge or not be judged…

I don’t get it!!!
I turn left, I turn right, I am constantly being stared at.. Why?
I say something, I do something, I am being judged.. Why?
When walking on the road, I notice people stop, stare and then pass on some shushed comments as they walk along.. Well, I wouldn’t be bothered but there is a lot of pointing while they comment and that irks me to no end..
Infact, there have been many instances when I just flip a finger and walk away, but then I wonder “do they understand the meaning of the finger?”
Few days ago when travelling by auto on the Kotturpuram bridge, there was a guy on a motorcycle right next to the auto.. He actually turned, looked at me, spotted the tattoo on my left forearm. Auto went ahead, but then a second later I noticed him pulling up besides the auto again to slow down and stare some more.. He noticed my stare and pulled away. I smiled and knew he would quietly swerve to the other side and appear there a minute later, which is exactly what he did.. He infact came to the right side, turned left and once again on seeing me spot him turned and sped away…
Seriously? What gives people the right to do these kind of things? Don’t they have any brains or don’t they care?
Not just this, I have had people stop stare, comment and then walk away slowly, continuing to stare… Is it cos am big? Is it cos am tall? Wtf.. Would they be ok if I was to stop and stare at them and pass comments? [Not that I would]…
Last weekend, we were at a mall waiting for friends.. While we waited, I was generally looking around to see if there were any familiar faces when I noticed a woman [ she was not a girl, must have been in her 30s and since she dint behave like a lady, I call her “woman”] staring at me, looking me up & down [ not in a nice way, but in a derogatory manner.. How do i know? cos she had that look on her face…].. I stared at her for a good 2 mins before she took her eyes away… Gosh! what on earth is wrong with people?
I don’t care what others think
I don’t give a damn about their sneers/comments/snide remarks
But don’t they have anything better to do? 

I wanna scream

Zoutons.com- online shopping was never this fun!!

Gone are the days when people spent hours in
stores, going through rows and rows of products before making a purchase. Heck,
I can’t remember the last time I did something like this. It is so much easier
to just go online and surf through the deals and options available before
picking out the one that catches my eye. Not only does it help me save time,
but it is so much easier and convenient. There are times when am strapped for
time and order a gift online and voila, it arrives at my doorstep and I don’t have
to worry about not having time to shop or missing out on cool deals.
J Phew, life
sure has become so much better these days…

One such site I stumbled upon recently that
has changed the way I shop is Zoutons.com. There are days when all I do spend a
good amount of time window shopping, but then there are moments when I hop on
to the site, click on the product I want and am done with my purchase in a few
minutes. What is cool about this site is that it
offers discounts and deals on products purchased from various other online ecommerce
websites like Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Jabong, Myntra, Homeshop18, printvenue,
Clea
rtrip and so much more.  







The highlight of Zoutons.com is that it offers deals across product categories, so I can choose from
clothes, gadgets, appliances, beverages, baby products, car accessories
and a whole host of other verticals as well.

Last week when I wanted to
buy a book for a friend, all I had to do was visit the site, click on Amazon
link and in a matter of minutes, I was done selecting the books and completing
the transaction. They sent an email confirmation and within the specified deadline,
the product had arrived at my friend’s address…




So, next time you are
looking to indulge in some retail therapy online, all you need to do is login
to 
Zoutons.com and you will left smiling, no grinning away!!  Alright, time to go now. Time to get dressed
and show off that new outfit I picked up … 

Flavours of Vietnam- Benjarong, TTK Road, Chennai

“Chào bạn”
… that is how you greet someone in Vietnamese. No, I am not learning the language, was just curious to know how people greet each other. Where did this come from? I recently got the opportunity to attend the Vietnamese Food Festival going on at Benjarong, TTK Road and that is where my interest in this region.

All the tables had a little standee which described the Vietnamese Cold Coffee [Ca phe da] in detail along with a picture of the same. So, when we met the Chef the 1stthing I asked was “can we try it?” He obliged and soon we had a staff brought the apparatus and began showing us how it is made. They brought a glass that had a tablespoon of condensed milk at the bottom. He proceeded to place a coffee filter [much like the south Indian filter kaapi filter] on top of the glass and poured hot water on the coffee powder[  the powder was not finely ground, but was coarse], soon coffee began dripping onto the condensed milk. There was another glass with crushed ice in it.  Once the coffee was done dripping, it was mixed well with condensed milk and then poured on the crushed ice. It was divine, tad bitter and chill.

 

While we were enjoying the coffee, the chef came over to take us through the cuisine, the chefs and how the whole process unfolded. The festival starts in Chennai, and then moves to Bangalore before winding up at Kolkatta and available only at Benjarong restaurant across the cities.


We were then served Pho Ga ( Rice Noodle Soup ), the broth was just divine, not overpowering, very different from Tom yum soup [ thai soup] – subtle beautiful flavours that filled your taste buds. The soup also had a mix of veggies- mushrooms, carrots and greens, garnished with coriander. We loved it. The Chef did mention that the ratio of veg to non veg dishes wasn’t exactly equal as most of the Vietnamese food involved a lot of meat [& sea food]


Moving on, a wide range of starters arrived at our table and each one looked sinful. There was a cane basket that had an assortment of starters- a veg wrap [raw veggies in a rice wrap], stir fried chestnut and cashews, a medley of pickled veggies accompanied with a peanut based dip, there was a plate with Banana Blossom & Tofu starter and finally the showstopper, a cold mushroom salad [ that was the star of the evening]

Phew, that was a lot of food and we had a whale of a time enjoying them while chatting with the Chef.  He spoke to us about the Chefs who were visiting from Vietnam, one of them understood some English and other dint but they communicated via hand signals. Thumbs up for good and down for bad. They went on a trip to Koyembedu market and commented on how the markets back in Vietnam were quite similar to how it was here in Chennai. But since many of the ingredients were not available here, some of the dishes were taken off the menu and then ofcourse Benjarong does not serve pork so none of those dishes made it as well.

It was then time for the main course. I saw a plate of Glass noodles, Green Mungbean Sticky Ric [rice cooked with moong daal that was tad sweet], a Tofu dish cooked in the traditional clay pot and then there was the Vietnam Veg Curry in Coconut Gravy. Each of these dishes were unique in terms of flavour and the combo of rice to curry was heavenly [ the gravy would pass off for a dish from Kerala, probably because of the coconut gravy base]


And the only way to finish off such an elaborate meal was to have interesting desserts. We were offered two- one was the Mungbean Cake and Bánh Chuối Hấp Nước Cốt Dừa which is a Crystal Steamed Banana Cake served with Cream Coconut. I quite loved the Banana dessert, probably because of the texture and complex flavours.


With that the evening was a wrap!!  Oh wait, we were given a cute hand massager as a gift when we bid the team adieu. Catch the festival in Chennai till 27th, else you gotta visit Bangalore or Kolkatta.

A meal for 2 should cost around Rs 2500-3000 [depending on all that you order- veg/non veg] But the one thing I would recommend is the Vietnamese cold coffee and mushroom salad…And for those who love Benjarong’s food, their original menu is also available!! 



Xin chào [Goodbye] … Mai mốt gặp lại [We shall meet again soon]

‘Sun Cuisine’ of Tunisia at Kefi, Taj Club House, July 18 – 27


This rooftop restaurant is one of our favorite haunts.. My friend & I have been here more times than we can count. Situated on the rooftop, they serve some of the most amazing Lebanese dishes. What is this restaurant? It is Kefi at Taj Club House. We were back here to sample the dishes that were part of the Tunisian menu. The dishes at Kefi are from the Mediterranean region and around.

Tunisia is located at the tip of north Africa and has strong influences from both Africa, Mediterranean and India. Executive Chef Siddiq with his team has drawn the menu for this festival. Aptly called the ‘sun cuisine’, all dishes are based on olive oil, tomatoes, seafood and meat (mainly lamb), with a distinctive spicy fieriness. 
The food is very similar to the Mediterranean except the spice factor is tad high.

The evening began with the Amouse bouch- a slice of beetroot wrapped around feta cheese. It was absolutely amazing, the sweetness of the beet went well with the sharp sourness of the cheese. We managed to spend a few minutes learning about Tunisia from the Chef when a plate of pide bread with dips arrived. I quite love this bread- with the garlic yoghurt sauce, harissa and pickled olives/chillies. 

Since the bunch of us knew each other quite well, we were catching up on our lives when the starters slowly made their way to the table. I was the only vegetarian but it so happened that the veg starter that stole the show. I was served the Solanum brik (Baked Pastry filled with and Mediterranean spiced creamed potato); which just melted in our mouths and was creamy in texture.


  



The others got the Fatmas Finger which was baked pastry filled with seafood, mushrooms and garlic. Some of them were not into seafood and they switched sides and enjoyed the veg starter.

The flavours were beautiful, very different from what we are used to and that made the evening special. Following the starter, we were served a bowl of soup- Lablabi soup (Tunisian Chickpea and garlic flavored soup) that was served plain for me while the others got chicken in theirs. It was quite a filling soup, thick, creamy and delicious.

Soon, it was time for the main courses, I got the Marqa (Tomato stew with Broccoli, artichoke, zucchini and bell peppers) while non-vegetarians were served a Phoenician Spicy grilled chicken (Cous cous and prunes stuffed traditional Chicken leg served with spicy Harissa). We also learnt that couscous was invented in Tunisia and has since then spread across the world. I quite liked the stew; it was like a thick soup made with a lot of veggies and macaroni as well. It was served with a small portion of rice. Only thing I would change would be the amount of tomatoes in the stew.


A fitting finale to this kind of a meal can only mean digging into a sinful dessert. We were in for a treat, the Makroudh baklava (Fillo pastry filled with nuts and dates flavoured with rose syrup) served with a flew slivers of orange slices soaked in spices was heavenly. There was also a sticky candy along with the baklava, adding a touch of playfulness to it. 


Mouth watering right? Well, catch this festival at Kefi from July 18 – 27. It is available as part of their a la carte Dinner menu and would cost you about Rs1100 [excl of tax] per person. To book a table, call  +91 44 6631 3131

Address:
Kefi
Taj Club House Hotel, 
Club House Road, 
Express Estate
Chennai
Road opp Spencers Plaza.

Starbucks comes to town…

It is always good to see International brands come to Chennai, and more so when it is to do with coffee. Even though the Chennaites are a tough bunch to crack and truly believe in their filter kaapi, they are always ready to welcome new kinds of coffee into their city. Phoenix Market City in Velachery is where Starbucks has set up their 1st outlet. The US based coffee brand ventured into India with a partnership with Tata Global Beverages and has so far opened nearly 49 stores across the country.

The launch in Chennai took place on 8th July 5pm where a select group of people were invited and given the honor to walk down a green carpet to their store. Each of us was also given a wrist band with Starbucks on it giving us entry into the store. It felt cool to be there. And it was quite a high profile event featuring leading bloggers, foodies, celebrities and the who’s who from Chennai. As soon as you enter the outlet, you are greeted by dark brown interiors and comfortable chairs and sofas. There are is a long counter manned by capable staff wearing name tags where the 1st name is their name while the last name is that of their favorite coffee. Apart from the seating inside, there are quite a few tables outside as well, with a green umbrella sporting the Starbucks logo and the name written in Tamil.
Apart from coffee there are quite a few other beverages including iced teas, Mancha tea latte and other non caffeine drinks as well. For those who are looking for something to bite into, there is quite a range of bites- both veg & non veg, salads to sandwiches to pita pockets. And for those with a sweet tooth, time to dig into the sinful red velvet cake or the cute little orange & blueberry scones. Most of their beverages are priced between 180 – 250 Rs and come in 3 different sizes as well. Overall, the place wins big thumbs up when it comes to the products. As always, they retain their merchandise as well- mugs, containers and a drip apparatus that people can use at home to make their own pot of coffee. We even had one of their staff, a chief Brewer show us a demo of how this contraption works, and got to taste the coffee as well, which was quite good.
In a city known for its filter kaapi, only time will tell how this brand fares and how far they have managed to reach into the Chennai market. Next time you are heading towards Velachery or looking for somewhere new to visit, you should drive straight into Phoenix Market city and head near the Amphitheater area to Starbucks!

Food Tales – The tale of the idli

After a brief hiatus, am back with more tales… Few days ago, had been invited by friends for breakfast and she had made both idli and dosa. Plates were laid out, the table was set and she began serving us. She placed a dosa and 2 idlis on all the plates. I quietly went around the table, picked up a plate and removed one idli and went about eating the rest with the yumm chutney she had made. There was also the spicy milagai podi that was crunchy and delicious.. Just as we were all done with the 1st round, she opened both the containers and offered us idli or dosa. I automatically reached out for the dosa while few others went for the idli.

That was when she remarked ” oh I forgot you are not too fond of idlis”.. I smiled and said its alright, am not that fussy when am out…

But yes, truth is idlis are not my favorite, I go for them only if nothing else is available or if there is a yumm chutney/sambar to go with it. I also prefer idli when am travelling as it is safe to eat the hot steamed idlis.

I have this other best friend… she has a good laugh everytime I visit them, for she makes idlis often as her kidss love it and then she watches me push every bite down with a plunger and a semi frown on my face. She laughs as she mutters “may you find a guy who demands idlis every day” and my retort would be “I shall send him to you, you can feed him, stuff him and send him back”

I have no clues as to when this love-hate affair with idli began but it has been with me for as long as I can remember…  there have been days when I forego breakfast cos it is the boring idli and other times when it stares me in the face as if to say “I dare you”

Is there any dish/item/ingredient that you love to hate?

Sar v Sri – Veggie delights!!

The city has quite a few vegetarian hotels and eat outs, but there are not many places that offer both veg & non veg is served where the veg fare is quite good. Invariably the non veg dishes get rave reviews and us vegetarians are left staring into a bowl with a paneer gravy or starter. So, when I heard about Sar V Sri and their food, I was curious. 

Couple of days back, was invited to sample their veg fare and gladly went along. The food arrived in a big box and was hot an hour later as well. There were neatly packaged boxes of gravy, sambar rice and foil wrapped rotis of different kinds- tandoor roti, plain parantha and aloo parantha as well. 


Apart from this there was a container of Raita and not to forget the yummm Gulab jamuns. 

The bunch of us sat in the sofa and chairs, holding on to plates and tissues wiping the plate clean. The 1st thing I tried was the samosa, which were nearly oil free and quite good, had a large amount of filling as well. Subsequently, I also sampled the sambar rice with raita and it was quite good- the rice had a strong cinnamon tone which I loved. It was a tad spicy, but the raita was perfect combo. I am not someone who enjoys spicy food but this was good. 

We noticed the foil wrapped package inside the box and took out one aloo parantha and a spoonful of Dal makhani and Aloo side dish. They were all good, but again many of us felt the Dal was quite spicy. I was glad it wasnt overloaded with cream like it normally is. The other side dish was paneer gravy, the gravy was good, but the paneer was tad dry and chewy. 

We were all eagerly waiting for the box of gulab jamuns to be opened. Shamelessly, we grabbed a spoon and passed the box around and happily dug into it. It was literally melt in your mouth divine!! 

They have quite a few combo options and the portion sizes are fairly large. Apart from North India, they also offer few Chinese dishes in their menu. So, when you are inviting friends over or planning a dinner, you should order from these guys!! What is more, they are very reasonably priced.

Website: http://www.sarvsri.in/
Phone: +91 7373 177444

A milestone…

It is July 2014 and that means it has been a year since I moved out. Wow, I never thought this far when I took the decision to move to a place of my own. It was the 1st of many steps I knew, but such an accomplishment, a sense of pride.. One year on my own- Yayy to Me!! 



What has changed over the year?
Nothing much, and yet a lot!! What do I mean? I can sense a change in me, me as a person, me as an individual, me as a woman, me as a friend. I am much more at peace and am happy. There are people who ask me why am smiling, and I realise it is for no real reason, am just happy. 

What has life been like since moving out? 
It has actually been good. It is a fresh start, one that I had only dreamt off. It gives me hope that I can do anything I set my mind to and I should dream big and high.. 

Have I been able to manage/cope?
Oh yes, I say that without batting an eyelid. How? Well, I have had the good fortune of being busy, working on new challenging projects and ofcourse the endless/wonderful support of my friends. It has helped me sail through each and every day without a worry or fear. 

There are days when I wish there was a meal waiting for me as I enter home or someone would do the laundry, but heck, these are small things that I tide over within minutes and they are forgotten!! :-)) 

Any fears? Any Worries?
Nope, none at all. And no, am not being cocky when I say that! I do miss my family and Floppy[well, to be honest I miss Floppy more than anyone/anything else], but it is a choice I have made. I do spend a few hours with him every week and even though it is not enough, it is a pact made with myself… 

Little Lessons:
  • I learnt that if I leave my clothes to soak in the morning, they wont automatically rinse and go hang in the clothesline.. I gotta do it, and if I delay, they start to smell and I end up having to wash them all over again.
  • I need to put away grocery, atleast the ones that need to be stored in the fridge else they rot and die.. milk, veggies, dosa batter… 
  • The house needs to be cleaned and mopped atleast twice a week, else there is dust peeping out of the corner grinning at me with that evil smirk. 
  • There are neighbours who are noisy and then there are others who think the world is their playground and wreck havoc through the day and night- noise and mess [ my balcony is a mess courtesy the guys living upstairs who are doing some construction work nonstop] 
  • I end up telling the courier guys to drop off my parcel with the security guys since am not home through the day [most of the time]…and this is the only kind of post I receive, rest of them are all meant for some random tom dick or lalalalalarrry… 
  • I have learnt to plan my money better, come month beginning and the bills start pouring in one by one, heartlessly…
  • The lightbulb near the main door went out.. Well, D’oh none but I gotta buy a new one and replace it.. ;o)
  • Trash wont take itself out, you need to dump it in the bins downstairs… 

What next?
Well, I do have some thoughts floating around in my head, a few little teasers, let’s see what happens in the days to come!!
To all those who are contemplating living on your own, I strongly recommend it.. It gives you the space, the ability to do what you desire and above all, the chance to spend time with yourself… And like I tell those who ask me “Why are you living alone inspite of having family in the same town?– It is my life and I choose to live it the way I want to…”